1) Messy Fries: Sloppy batons of deep-fried potatoes.
—- Our meaning: A jizztastic meal very few people have eaten sober. At first thought, you’re like what’s so great about French fries smothered in chili and cheese? But then, you’re like “Wow, this nourishment creates for much needed alcohol absorption in my stomach and it’s 3 A.M… so my options are limited.”
2) Yellow Hammer: A hand-held metal tool that is used for breaking things or driving in nails that is of the color yellow.
— Our meaning: A legendary pineapple-y drink that makes you want to yell “ROLL TIDE” and make out with AJ McCarron (actually, that’s always). Served in a yellow Gallette’s cup and is basically game day in your mouth.
3) Bryant-Denny: A name for a child given to him by parents who hate him.
— Our meaning: The second-largest stadium in the Southeastern Conference, named in…
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